After gassing up the car and grabbing some water for the drive home I took a look at the back of the bottle label. I was amused to see where this “Texas Born” water was sourced. Nothing wrong with the water, though. It was just an invader from east of the Sabine, apparently reborn a Texan by filtering and ozonation.
You may think categories like Texans, Hoosiers, and Tar Heels are meaningful. You may think they are not. But whatever your opinion may be, I think we can all give a nod to Kurt Vonnegut and agree that wampeter requirements are important, granfalloon or not.